Ginger Ale

Ok, I am currently quite flustered. For three days in a row now, I have been unable to open my two liter of Ginger Ale! (Let's avoid the funny puns shall we? I have heard them all, haha)It is only about 1/4 full now, but I WANT TO DRINK THE REST OF MY GINGER ALE! I have had a few people already attempt to open it. I have tried using rough things to open it and I have hit it. It is like I am not meant to finish this bottle of Ginger Ale. Maybe someone put poison in it and I am not supposed to die just yet. It is very depressing and sad that I cannot do something as simple as open my liter of Ginger Ale. it is sealed for freshness and it has a twist lid to help instill that freshness, I get it... but what is the point of it if you CAN'T OPEN IT TO DRINK THE BEVERAGE??? It makes me wasteful... it is quite sad. If someone can open it... I will pay you!... well give you a cookie... or two. It shall stay in my fridge for a little bit longer to undergo more sad attempts... but I fear that after a week, I shall have to dispose of it. Ok, I'm don't venting.